Someone asked me to create a Web Part that opens ALL the links on a page
in a new window. While I'm not fond of opening new browser windows, some
people love it.

So, I enhanced the request a little and wrote a script to alter any link
on the page that is:
1. Not the default.aspx page
2. Not a SharePoint admin page (in _layouts folder)
3. Only a link that begins with "http" (no JavaScript links)

My resulting Web Part (CEWP, of course) is attached and should work on
any Web Part Page in SharePoint. You may need to alter it for your given
situation but it should be a good starting place.